A BIT OF A BOTHER

If I invite you over,

Kind of last minute,

For chicken and sweet potatoes (previously pasta),

And you’d love to,

But reply that surely it’s a bit of a bother,

If I then say,

Oh, don’t worry;

You are nobody!,

Know that this is the biggest compliment I could ever pay you.

It means I love you so much that nothing could ever be too much of a bother.

You can also buy me a house in Ibiza if you like!