BADASS

Did you practice your giggle to get it just right?

Not too daft, not too posh,

Beguiling yet polite.

Gorgeous hair, such big curls!

Natural, not uptight.

You’re convincing and charming, you know just what to say.

With that crisp elocution you lean into your prey,

Add a dash of flirtation, pass the pen with a smile,

Men never know quite what hit them,

And the deal’s always signed.

Your green eyes are like radars; you have everything sussed.

You’re funny, delightful, generous, always kind,

You get what you want, you have street-smarts and class.

I’ve always admired you,

You’re my friend, the badass!