GARDENER

There’s a young dude who does my grass

With quite big ears and a cute ass

He has some friends who come and help,

They’re very efficient, work really well.

They’re fun to watch working away,

Out in my garden everyday.

They pull the weeds, turn them to mulch

And then eject them from their bums!

It’s quite ingenious, don’t you think?

I just sit watching with my drink.

I’m most impressed by these young dudes,

They do great work, keep me amused.