HAPPY NEW WEIRD!

(Me to be added inside later. Dress by Victoria at La Galeria Elefante, Ibiza)

How odd

To picture myself

This time last year,

Holding myself together

For everyone

While feeling altogether

Where the fuck have I gone?

How amusing (sort of)

To imagine

My poor brain

Firing flares into the darkness,

Hoping someone might

Reconnect it with the

Huge unresponsive lump

Lolling dejectedly beneath it,

Almost

As though

I’d been

A teeny bit

Decapitated!

How wild

To imagine

Me and my happy (new) brain

Swanning

Into a party wearing a

HOT PINK SILK VELVET DRESS

Tonight,

Silver shoes,

Shiny hair,

Shiny eyes,

Red lips,

With

Not a single loose screw anywhere!

Ya think?!

Happy New Year!

HURRAY!

Buy me a glass of CHAMPAGNE!