Flat tire,

Late flight,

Screaming kids,

Up all night.

Lost suitcase,

Noisy room,

Broken air-con,

Monsoon.

Jellyfish,

Dirty pool,

Macarena,

Clogged loo.

Slow wifi,

Dodgy food,

Lazy waiters,

Bad mood.

Tummy trouble,

Period pains,

Loss of consortium,

Home again.