She’s a little eccentric, don’t you find?

I hear she’s into Double Entendres,

Even Malopropisms!

 

Yes, you heard that right.

Kinky old clever clogs!

 

Oh, and she definitely overshares,

Writing

 

Funny

Sad

Stuff

On the socials.

 

Have you seen her lately?

Seems there’s a new book in the works,

But poetry, this time.

 

Hmmm…

 

Rumour has it her English teacher said she was a writer.

But that was about fifty years ago.

 

Surely kiddie talent wears off.

 

I suppose we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we.

Nice seeing you, Gertrude.

(Sue! You’re looking well! I just saw Gertrude in the pharmacy. Antacids, from what I overheard. Well, she did always eat far too much spicy food. And you should see what the daft cat has done to her hair! Bleached it to within an inch of its life. What she was thinking is beyond me!)