LET THEM EAT CHOCOLATE BUNNIES

If all the Mega Bad Guys give up Badness

For Lent,

Maybe by the time Easter rolled around

And they wanted their Badness back,

We could have been sneaky enough to have confiscated

All their Evil Clusterfucks and vapourised them

Like dangerous luggage.

And then the Mega Bad Guys would all be lumbering around

On Easter Sunday,

Looking for trouble,

But they’d only find Chocolate Bunnies.