NO TEA FOR TYRANTS

Turn him off, that awful man,

That awful man and his evil clan.

Turn him off, then turn him in,

The dude likes orange, why not indulge him?

Don’t send him to visit the King and Queen,

Camilla and Charles think the man’s a dweeb.

If worse comes to worse and the creep shows up,

The London Dungeon might well put him up.

They could lock him in, throw away the key,

And invite AOC for a cup of tea!

That lovely Bernie would be welcome too,

His days of clover are long overdue.

We’re sick and tired of this song and dance,

Of tariffs and ICE raids and JD Vance.

We watch you march; we cheer you on,

We pray for a cheerful denouement.

On a lighter note, there is this, here below!!! It’s new, it’s lovely, and it’s (the only oops) available on Amazon.