NOBODY WANTS GLOOP

Don’t squander your water,

Don’t just run the tap!

If you’re washing the dishes

Please don’t be a twat.

Add a bowl to you sink

And just fill it halfway.

Then do all your washing

In that bowl every day.

Are your plants looking thirsty?

Does your loo need a flush?

That nice bowl of water

Can do all sorts of stuff!

If this sounds too preachy,

Well, what will we do

When our taps dribble brown gloop?

Goodness me, we’ll be screwed!

Buy me some ecological washing up liquid