I know a little meanie,

Who thinks she’s extra cool

She’s snarky with nice people,

Complains about the rules.

She’s whingy, sullen, petty,

Entitled, spoilt and rude.

Her smile is out of order,

She really is a tool.

I wonder whether meanies

Realize they’re being mean.

And do they ever wonder

How other people feel?

And what makes meanies meanies?

What makes a meanie tick?

I truly cannot fathom

The appeal of being a dick.