WEATHER FORECAST: wish you were here

Spontaneous displays of late season semi-nudity in Catalunya today, encouraged by capricious sun-rays and a breezy jigsaw sky.

Expect flashes of soft flesh quivering with delight in last season’s gaping bikinis.

Inverted tummies and shocked  expressions inevitable on pool ladders as water temperatures plummet.

Intermittent pshhhhs of sunscreen highly encouraged.

Wish you were here.