When I go somewhere nice,

Where it’s pretty,

And the sun shines with enthusiasm;

Bonus points for dry stone walls of course,

And a view on something open and picturesque,

Not necessarily the sea,

And FYI

I don’t think the sea qualifies

As picturesque.

Anyway, I often think,

Ooh,

It would be kind of fun

To live here.

Especially if people wear smiles

More often than pouts.

And if there’s Bougainvillea, I’m there already.

Oh, the places I would buy!