Following my recent and unexpected reversal of fortune, I am pleased to announce that I once again plan on being a galloping grandma

Although not necessarily a real grandma - no pressure, kids, really! - I am quite happy being a galloping old lady

I believe the baby connotation is more of a literary accessory, anyway; did you know there are playlists for coastal grandmothers?

I shall make a galloping grandma playlist

Ride like the Wind, Nana