There’s someone sitting near to me,

Who needs a wash quite urgently.

That acrid smell of armpit juice,

And morning breath is quite uncouth.

He looks so smart,

His hair is neat

The stinky stuff is underneath.

He hanky pankied through the night

And had to catch this early flight.

At least that’s what I’m suspecting

Just judging from his goofy grin.

I might hand him a towelette

To rub the stink with something wet.

Would that be rude? Do you approve?

Or should I just ask him to move?

Please tell me quick, what would you do

With a stinky man sitting next to you?