I saw someone say something nasty to someone I adore, and it stung me, too. She’s always been nasty, but come on, how old are we now?

And then this popped out of my head late last night.

I know a redhead, a right snake.

The things that she says take the cake.

She’s as rude as they come,

Needs a whack on the bum

And instructions to jump in the lake.