SPACE KNOB

Image by Andy Hermawan, Unsplash

Did you see it,

That billionaire’s wet dream

Thrusting heavenwards

With its cargo of

Dyson-haired, nip-tucked,

Screeching daft cats,

All vacuumed-packed in Ass-Kiss Blue?

One picked a daisy and liked it,

Before brandishing a butterfly-shaped air freshener.

Another cutsied over a soft toy.

And then they all orgasmed by the light of the moon.

Well, that was money well spent.

Get set! Blast off!! Wheeeeee!!!!! (Imminent release!!!)