SUPER DONG: He’s back and he’s hardcore!
My eye went wonky yesterday,
A spotty eyelid, hip-hip hurray.
This morning the spots were two, not one,
Some extra work for Dr. Dong!
I visit Dong three times a week,
He works hard on my IBD
I showed him my sexy red eye,
He said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a stye”.
And then he lay me on the bed,
Shoved loads of needles everywhere.
I’m used to it, I hardly flinch,
But OMG today I did!
He said this session would be long,
Far stronger than a usual one.
And then he left, so I relaxed
But five minutes later he was back!
Yikes, I thought, this could be bad
He’s got more needles in his hand!
He also had a little wipe,
With disinfectant for my eye.
I cried, “What are you doing? Seriously? Argh!”
But he just needled me in the eye,
Then added some under my feet.
I said rude words I won’t repeat.
Anyway, I had a nap,
For a full hour I was flat out.
I jerked just once, then not again
Jerking’s bad news when you’ve been Donged!
When his nice colleague woke me up,
I wanted proof of what Dong’d done!
He kindly snapped this photograph,
To prove to you I’m a badass!