My eye went wonky yesterday,

A spotty eyelid, hip-hip hurray.

This morning the spots were two, not one,

Some extra work for Dr. Dong!

 

I visit Dong three times a week,

He works hard on my IBD

I showed him my sexy red eye,

He said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a stye”.

 

And then he lay me on the bed,

Shoved loads of needles everywhere.

I’m used to it, I hardly flinch,

But OMG today I did!

 

He said this session would be long,

Far stronger than a usual one.

And then he left, so I relaxed

But five minutes later he was back!

 

Yikes, I thought, this could be bad

He’s got more needles in his hand!

He also had a little wipe,

With disinfectant for my eye.

 

I cried, “What are you doing? Seriously? Argh!”

But he just needled me in the eye,

Then added some under my feet.

I said rude words I won’t repeat.

 

Anyway, I had a nap,

For a full hour I was flat out.

I jerked just once, then not again

Jerking’s bad news when you’ve been Donged!

 

When his nice colleague woke me up,

I wanted proof of what Dong’d done!

He kindly snapped this photograph,

To prove to you I’m a badass!