Sometimes, she read pieces that to her sounded

Like Gossip Girl got high on AI,

Had sex with one of the Marvel dudes

And started writing a mile a millisecond without

Capitals or punctuation,

Like all zippedydoodah but fast and furious.

And then she realised she was rush-reading and saying

Wow wow wow.

But that she was already exhausted and it wasn’t even 9 am!