SHE MEANS WELL
Well, hello there my dear
How’ve you been? What’s your news?
You’re looking amazing;
I do love those shoes!
Have you seen your friend Thingy?
Are you two still tight?
As much as I love her,
She can’t be that bright.
Thingy said things about you
I shouldn’t repeat
But I’m sure you’re aware
She’s a bit of a freak.
In a nutshell that nutter
Spouted this and then that.
I’m telling you this
Just to give you the facts.
Of course, I ignored her,
Gossip isn’t my style!
I find her behaviour
Utterly infantile.
She’s so boorish, so stuck-up,
So heartless and crass.
But don’t let her upset you,
She’s just a spoilt brat.
Well, I guess I should go now,
I’ve so much to do!
But please don’t tell Thingy
The things I’ve told you.