WEATHER FORECAST: CLAIM YOUR FREE POODLE PERM

Written By Francesca Bossert

Disgruntled space-electrician protests approaching south west.

Bulbous-membered, hematoma-hungry.

Short fused, potentially violent tree saboteurs.

Multidimensional Techno-Light show,

Drum and bass!

Claim your free poodle-perm while histrionics last!

Francesca Bossert
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