You’re going to think I made this up,
But Brad Pitt bought me flowers.
He had them sent one Valentine’s Day 
At a very tardy hour.

My husband had forgotten, see,
So Brad stepped in; how sweet!
A great big bunch of roses came,
And landed at my feet!

That such a massive superstar 
Had been so very kind,
Came as a big surprise to me,
It really blew my mind!

My man seemed rather miffed that night,
When he saw Brad’s bouquet
His flower gifting improved lot
From that memorable day!