WHERE BONE SPURS LAND
Behold, the bulbous blabbermouth
Has twinkle-toed,
Baffling us with yet another
Political pirouette,
Pulling plugs,
Pinballing pensions,
Tormenting ticker-tapes
While insiders revel,
Gorging on dodgy deals,
Pigging on porkers.
Hey, come on down, it’s a party!
Wind him up,
Spin the bottle
And watch where bone spurs land.