WOWEE SEXY!

Artwork by Olivia Bossert (www.oliviabossert.com)

The happy wowees hit relatively easily

If you let yourself colour-riff first thing

(Or even second thing!).

Lose the black, the beige, the blahs.

Turn up your inner playlist and trundle into your funky,

Maybe even badass your boho badaboom, baby!

Let the rolls roll beneath ample swathes of glorious fabric,

And keep your footwear lowlowlowlow..

Add a spritz of Fucking Fabulous (ask for a sample, it’s Fucking Expensive!)

Happy body happy life!