Well, if that’s the way he was going to be, he could take his leather trousers to the dry cleaners himself the next time they got gross and sweaty. And I wouldn’t be reminding him to buy talcum powder so that he could squeeze into them, either. He could bloody well lay off the Toblerone.

Because those who should never seem to care.

It’s just their job.

Moderate southerly wind expected following late night cheese-platter.

Your words

Land with perfect timing.

Acts of kindness replenish

In this shrug-heavy, dismissive world.

When your heart says yes.

Trying to work out why they’d become romantically involved made her brain short-circuit, similar to the way she felt when she thought about where she might find a decent rheumatologist, or the perfect strapless bra.

And I'd had such high hopes...

Diva de luxe

I wish these were the kind of headlines we received each morning!

When people hear Microscopic Colitis they think it's a small thing... If they only knew!

Tatum rolled her cornflower blue eyes, raised an elegant eyebrow and shut the front door in his face.

GOON!

Haiku

Another haiku (good for insomnia!)

Haiku (a Japanese poem, in 5/7/5 (syllables)

We have a pair of magpie guards

On worm patrol in our back yard.

I dreamt of war, of chaos, blood...

And we're off...

Relentless

The day I just kept driving...