SNOOTS, TOOTS AND FLU

SNOOT

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

If the florist is closed

I suggest Jimmy Choo.

HOTTIE AT THE DOOR

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I ate baked beans for dinner;

Wasn’t expecting you!

RUDE

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You sneezed on my onions

Now I’ve got the flu.

PS: In case you’re wondering, I don’t think Jimmy Choo’s fit me, I don’t like baked beans, and I don’t have the flu, so I suppose nobody sneezed on my onions.