TRESPASSER

Sadness wandered into my life,

A furtive trespasser

Clad in rags of mucky mist.

A sunshine thief

A joy raider

Armed with major suck,

Skilled in

Pointing out pointlessness.

Basically, I’d been kidnapped by an invisible asshole with a bad attitude.

My escape car is a turquoise convertible with a great stereo! Want to hop in?

It’s going to be a sunny day today!