Deals were done,

Hands shaken,

Contracts signed,

Millions exchanged.

Her body wants to be Spanish?

Or not!

Argh!

FFS GENTLY!

And she’s off again…

Oops…

Buy me a Mars bar!

When the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain

Take a joke!

BUOYANT AIRLINES would like to welome you on board this flight to Barcelona.

There’s always one. Or two…

Especially at Christmas!!

It’s HIM!

May we twinkle for each other

A month of feeling great

Nothing better than a bit of unexpected flouncing.

And off he rode, all alone, into the cold, rainy night.

Because I’m worth it…

There is a parrot in the village near where we live in Spain. He lives in a cage, not much bigger than himself. His owner clearly care for him, bringing him outside every day for fresh air. But I do feel sorry for him.