BARCELONA, WITH A SIDE ORDER OF EMPATHY AND CAKE
Empathy is grossly underrated.
Spread liberally, shared indiscriminately, and ingested with relish, life would be a piece of cake.
SCIATICA IN PARADISE
Well, if that’s the way he was going to be, he could take his leather trousers to the dry cleaners himself the next time they got gross and sweaty. And I wouldn’t be reminding him to buy talcum powder so that he could squeeze into them, either. He could bloody well lay off the Toblerone.
WEATHER FORECAST: Heavy Snoring
Moderate southerly wind expected following late night cheese-platter.