Not the right flare

Deals were done,

Hands shaken,

Contracts signed,

Millions exchanged.

Her body wants to be Spanish?

Or not!

Argh!

FFS GENTLY!

And she’s off again…

Oops…

Buy me a Mars bar!

When the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain

Take a joke!

BUOYANT AIRLINES would like to welome you on board this flight to Barcelona.

There’s always one. Or two…

Especially at Christmas!!

It’s HIM!

May we twinkle for each other

A month of feeling great

Nothing better than a bit of unexpected flouncing.

And off he rode, all alone, into the cold, rainy night.